What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 04:50

Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
Why do so many people like life?
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.